Belated Sunday Update Week 13

Wedding week is underway! Please forgive me if I don’t answer messages or go to blogs until after my honeymoon next week. But please do comment all you like! I’ll get back to you.

Agenda for this week:

Monday – Ordered cake from Cub foods, oil change in anticipation of going on honeymoon, D’s hair cut and dyed (see above). She was pretty excited to get the pixie cut and purple hair. It’s adorable.

Tuesday – Clean house. Shopping for grilling groceries. Wrap presents for wedding party.

Wednesday – Also clean. (As fatigued as I’ve been lately, cleaning the house is a week-long process). Manicure and pedicure for me, D, sister (bride’s maid), and best friend (officiant), followed by dinner.

Thursday – Pack for honeymoon. Clean.

Friday – Rehearsal (only for kids, as we figure the adults can figure it out. M, after claiming he didn’t even want to go to the wedding decided on Wednesday of last week that he wanted to be a ring bearer. But we only have one pillow and now two ring bearers. So we decided to have them be LED torch bearers instead. Much cooler anyway. After rehearsal we have “rehearsal dinner” which is actually a surprise birthday party for M, who wanted his grandparents to be in town for his party. It’s at Chucky Cheese’s. Then my nephew J has a play. I am thinking of going out after that, but will probably be too tired.

Saturday – Wedding.

Sunday through Thursday – Honeymoon at a lodge on the North Shore of Lake Superior. (Which in Minnesota means the part that borders on Minnesota, lol, so not the northern shore in Canada.)

A friend of mine got hacked on Facebook yesterday and messaged me about how to get $80,000 from a new government program that’s working through Publisher’s Clearinghouse. I informed him that he was a hacker. He denied it. I asked if he was in Nigeria. He said “yes.” I asked him what he was doing there, and he answered “selling your daddy’s head.” I told him it wasn’t my fault he was stupid, and he called me a mumu.

mumu
A nigerian slang used to describe a person who acts daft

mumu
a dress people wear when they want to eat alot of food.

mumu
another word for pussy. it’s very childish and that’s why it’s only used by men… when girls can’t hear it

Mumu

a mysterious creature that dwells within the South Wales area, a formidable force in eating and sleeps 95% of its life. They can munch 15 pounds of grapes in 30 minutes, and drink 45 gallons of petrol in an hour.

Clearly he meant the last.

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